Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The End: "Goodbye, Summer. I Hardly Knew, Yea!" One Teacher's Tale

This, dear readers, is the end.  The end of summer.-- a somber time for all teachers.

After less than a month, I have to march myself back to work and prepare for a new school year to begin.  Those of you who do not work in education are probably scowling at me right now, begrudging my seemingly "extended" paid vacation.  While I will admit that a month is an long time to have off for the average professional, teachers are not the average professional and I did not have an average 2011-2012 school year.

To begin with, due to a scheduling issue last year, and a righting of said issue this year, my summer vacation was shortened.  Our school started more than a month later than most schools last year and, as a result, ended the 2011-2012 school year in July.  As such, what would have otherwise have been an almost two month break was truncated for students and staff alike.  So, almost as quickly as we said goodbye to our students, we are welcoming them back.  Maudlin gal that I am, I always start to miss my students about two weeks into vacation, so it is heartening to know that I will have them back shortly . . . even though I lament the loss of my nine o'clock pug wake-up calls.  As whiny as this sounds-- getting a month off and fretting over not having another month--I would like to make a case for why teachers earn their extended vacations.

During the regular school year (approximately September-June), I work an average of sixty hours a week lesson planning (for five different subjects), preparing for instruction, grading assignments, attending meetings, preparing my classroom for students, acquiring instructional materials (sometimes at my own cost), counseling students, communicating with families, chaperoning student activities, coaching extra-curricular activities, collaborating with colleges, and working on administrative tasks.  On any given day, I have to make dozens of decisions, some major and some minor, and often in rapid succession.  There are many aspects to the teaching profession that extend beyond the time spent in front of students; balancing all of these responsibilities, while a rewarding challenge, can be exhausting.  I do not know a teacher, veteran or newcomer, who isn't staggering into the end of a semester, or the end of the school year.

My work is almost entirely interpersonal, leaving me very little downtime during the workday.  Since I work with young people, their well-being as well as their social and intellectual enrichment is my key concern; being so hyper-aware of the needs of others takes an emotional toll on a person.  Weekends often fail to provide the respite I need in order to recharge my proverbial "batteries."  Teaching, when it is done well, when it is done with the whole heart and deploys an educator's keen professional senses, isn't a job, or even a career-- it is a lifestyle, and an exhaustive one at that.

Yet, though the profession often wears me (and every other educator I have ever known) out, it is an extremely rewarding profession and one that I have been called to join.  Whatever my position may lack in compensation, I am rewarded in terms of personal satisfaction-- I know that the work I do on a daily basis is important and vital to the growth of my community.  My periodic exhaustion is a small price to pay for the rewards that society, not to mention myself, gain from my work.

So, why I may lament the ending of my summer, I ask that you consider a teacher's extended vacation not the perk of an over-compensated public servant, but the respite all altruistic people need in order to fight the good fight.

Cheers,

j.

 
Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Twilight of My Summer Vacation, Days 21-22: Summer Goals . . . Extended!

Hello, hello dear reader!

Well, what a short (by teacher's standards) summer it has been!  As my "freedom" draws to a close (I have to be in at work four days next week, then start teaching again the day after Labor Day), I have noticed that I haven't achieved all of the summer goals that I had set out to meet.  Anyone with a to-do list understands this condition: you mean to do so much with your time off . . . and you manage to complete only a fraction of them.  Like many, I could beat myself up over what I haven't accomplished (like I would normally do during the school year), or I can reassess where my goals are and either continue to move forward with them (turning them into autumn goals) or scrap them in favor of other goals.  That, in my opinion, is a more productive and in keeping with the point of goals: to better yourself and further aspirations.

So, here is where I stand, as yet, with my goals:

  1. Read at Least 6 books-- I've completed 4, so far, and have two books that are nearing completion.  I should be done with both of them by the end of the weekend.  Yes, I will continue reading throughout the autumn.  I am actually behind on the 60 book goal that I set on Good Reads for 2012. 

  2. Try a new activity-- I haven't tried a new activity . . . yet!  I will, however, continue to work on this goal, and expanding my horizons, as we begin to transition into fall. 

  3. Eat more consciously-- I have been tracking what I eat, but I have slacked off some throughout the semester and haven't been as mindful as I should have been.  Moving forward, I will continue to be vigilant . . . more than I have been!

  4. Get a tan—an even one-- I am still rather uneven; then again, I haven't been in the sun all that much either (can you believe it's been too warm to be outside? yes?  ok.).  I will, however, be evening myself out further with self-tanners as we move into fall; I want to keep a relatively healthy glow throughout the season-- a natural glow, not a day-glow-Pippa sort of look.

  5. Go on a road trip-- Toss! I wasn't able to do this over the summer and, frankly, after weeks at home, I am not sure I could stand to spend any more time in a confined space . . .

  6. Get out more-- Toss!  This never really got off the ground and it won't now that I go back to sixty-hour work weeks, ho-hum!

  7. Update wardrobe-- I will be doing this throughout the season. :-)

  8. Watch ten movies-- I, of course, will continue watching films throughout the season!

  9. Complete summer classes

  10. Complete a grand multi-disc miniseries or television show-- Toss! I didn't get the time over vacation, where am I going to find it now?!

  11. Get my driver’s permit Accomplished!

  12. Reward myself for my accomplishments-- We all need to do this, regardless of the time we have set aside for the purpose!  Celebrate the great things that you have accomplished!


How well did you do on your goals? Let me know in the comments!

Cheers,
j.
Monday, August 20, 2012

The Twilight of My Summer Vacation, Days 15-20: Bummed Out By a Clusterfuck of Trans-Global Misogyny

This week has been both personally and politically draining.  I am sorry that I have been absent for several days; processing all that has been going on has been hard enough to do in 140 characters, let alone 300 words or more.  Anyhoo . . .

 

If you are a regular reader of my blog, you are well aware of the fact that, in addition to being a first-rate smarty pants and avowed pug lover, I am an ardent feminist.  For those of you operating under any misconception as to what feminist means (to me anyway, I do despise metanarratives), let me clarify: feminism at its most basic level is the belief that women should have social, cultural, economic, and political equality with men.  This definition can, and should in my opinion, be extended out to all genders (I’m not one for binaries); regardless of how we identify and perform gender, we should all have social, economic, and political equality.  As a feminist, I am strongly against structures—be they social, cultural, economic, and political—that stand in the way of equality and actively fight against them.

 

As a feminist, I know that patriarchy—the social organization in which men are the supreme authority—hurts everyone, women, men, trans folks, and anyone else.  If you want an explanation gender variety and of how patriarchy hurts everyone, which I am not going to get into, might I suggest you look into the work of Judith Butler, Kate Bornstein, and Susan Faludi.

 

So, what has gotten my feminist ire up lately?  Well, a number of things:

 

  1. Pussy Riot has been sentenced to two years in a Russian work camp for blasphemous hooliganism.

  2. Julian Assange was granted political asylum by Ecuador and may not answer legally for rape aligations.

  3. Todd Adkin has a non-existent understanding of biology and re-coins the phrase “legitimate rape.”


  4. Politico’s Dave Catanese needless manspalins the Adkins mess.


  5. George Galloway’s comments on the Assange debacle.


  6. 6.    The naming of Assange’s accusers on British Television.


I’m too furious to even expand upon these points at this juncture; they just are for me right now.  Their quick succession really hasn’t allowed me, or many like-minded individuals, to regroup from these events.  It’s just one crack after another.

Meh. :-/

j.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Summer Vacation, Days 21-24: Lazy Days

Since completing my last summer class on Friday, I have to admit that I have been rather lazy not only in my blogging, but in day-to-day life as well.  I haven't made progress in cleaning up my room after we had new carpet installed; I've boxed up most of my books and sorted through some piles for donation, but putting things away . . . that remains a challenge.  Did I mention, that I have two week's worth of laundry to put away? -- I have two weeks worth of laundry to put away.

How, I ask myself, can I internally feel as though I need to take a break from work when I am already on vacation?  Isn't a working vacation, by definition and extension, a vacation?  Tell that to my subconscious which seems to be in sloth revolt.

What do you do when you can't be arsed to do much of anything?

Seriously, I could use the hints!

j.
Monday, August 13, 2012

Summer Vacation, Days 21-22: Tips to Get Ready for the New School Year

Hello, everyone.

As someone who has worked in education-- in various capacities-- for almost a decade, I am often asked questions not only about the state of education in our nation, but about what parents can do to get their kids ready/ better prepared for the new school year.  My first answer has always been, contrary to the Target commercials' contention (I like last year's commercial better, actually), that getting ready for the next academic year (be K-12, or even the transition to community college) isn't just about school supplies-- though that is important, too!  In any event, here are some of my tips for getting your child (or yourself!) prepared for the new school year:

  1. Yes, don't forget the school supplies!  Making


 
Sunday, August 12, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 20: Let's Network!

Hello, everyone!

I hope your weekends are all very relaxing.  While mine, per usual, has been busy, I have begun to relish having extra time to focus on non-academia activities: reading, writing, pestering my dog, and sleeping.  With more time on my hands, I have decided to start branching my blog out, and begin to connect more with my readers and market my writing a bit more.  There's a lot of information and ideas I would like to share with my readers and not all of that information is suited for the blog format; so, why wouldn't I create across platforms?  Right?  Right.

If you've take a gander at the right-side of my blog, you will notice that I already have linked both my Twitter and GoodReads accounts to my blog; I've been using both of these services for quite some time and update them frequently.  I use Twitter for the same purpose as most folks: it's just me spewing about whatever is on my mind be it political, (not too) personal, or humorous.  GoodReads, on the other hand, is an aggregated indexing of what I am reading and have read.  Since I am not too keen on television, I tend to read a lot and have set a goal of reading at least 60 books this year.  Sadly, I am rather behind on that goal at the moment!  So, if you're interested in seeing what I am reading or thinking at the moment, feel free to connect with my on either service.

I've also just started a Pinterest site just for my blog as well as a YouTube Channel.  For Pinterest, I have started boards to post helpful hints, as well as things I am loving, wanting, and enjoying.  Feel free to follow and share some of your favorite pins with me, too.  I'm always eager to know what my kindred blogging spirits are up to.  On YouTube, I plan to post how-to videos and, perhaps, haul videos later on.  Since I haven't added any of my own content yet, let me know if there are any how-tos you want me to delve into or if you are interested to see what I have been getting and/or liking lately.

Oh!  If any of my readers are super Word Press ninjas, let me know if you have a way to add Pinterest and YouTube widgets to your page.  :-)

Cheers!

j.
Saturday, August 11, 2012

Summer Vacation Days 18-19: How to Search for Textbook Deals on Amazon

Hello, everyone.

I am sorry I didn't post yesterday, I was in the midst of writing a paper for my last summer course which I (finally) managed to complete shortly before eleven at night.; so, as you can imagine, I wasn't feeling up to blogging.  In any event, if you have been following my list of summer goals, you will recognize that I have just chalked up another accomplishment:

  1. Read at Least 6 books

  2. Try a new activity

  3. Eat more consciously

  4. Get a tan—an even one

  5. Go on a road trip

  6. Get out more

  7. Update wardrobe

  8. Watch ten movies

  9. Complete summer classes

  10. Complete a grand multi-disc miniseries or television show

  11. Get my driver’s permit

  12. Reward myself for my accomplishments


So, hurrah for me!  Two goals down, ten to go!

Anyhoo, I wanted to share with my readers some of my tried and true tips for getting the best price on college textbooks.  Since I am in a profession that tacitly expects you to continue to further your education, either to move up in pay scale or to increase your field-specific knowledge, I have spent most of the past decade trolling for the best price on books.  As such, I wanted to share some of my tips for getting the best buy on your books.

  1. Locate the textbooks that you will need for the next term.  You can usually find  these either on the syllabus you are given on the first day of class, via an online syllabus the professor has posted on their website, or by searching for your classes using your course information on your college bookstore's website.

    [caption id="attachment_212" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Find your college's webpage.[/caption]

    [caption id="attachment_213" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Search the college's website for the school's bookstore.[/caption]

    [caption id="attachment_214" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Once on the college bookstore's website, click on the link that takes you to the textbook search page and look up your class using the department name, course number, and section number (see your class schedule for that information!).[/caption]

  2. Once you locate the book(s) you will need, write down the title, author, edit, and ISBN number listed; you will use this information to find the book from online retailers and to verify that you have found the correct edition.

    [caption id="attachment_215" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Write down the title of the text, author, edition, and ISBN number. You'll use this information to look for competitively priced texts on Amazon.[/caption]

  3. Search the textbook section of Amazon for your textbook; search for the book using your text's 13 or 10 digit ISBN number.  This number will (in most cases) help you to locate the correct edition of the book.  Note: Make sure that you double check the edition number, sometimes people make errors when they are adding books (especially used ones) onto the site.

    [caption id="attachment_216" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Amazon often has competitively priced textbooks as well as a HUGE selection of well-priced used texts, too![/caption]

    [caption id="attachment_217" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Amazon's textbook page makes it easy to search for books by ISBN.[/caption]

  4. Once you have located your book, double check the price of the text on Amazon (both new and used) against the new and used prices that your bookstore has listed.

    [caption id="attachment_218" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Check the price for both new and used textbooks.[/caption]


A Few Notes . . .




  • I haven't mentioned renting textbooks which, often, can be cheaper than buying books; however, when you rent a book, you miss out on resale value and often rental prices are as nearly as much as competitive used prices.



  • Many used booksellers list their books on more than one retail site; so, used books that you find on Amazon will probably appear on the Barnes and Noble site, too.

  • Consider joining Amazon Prime Student which gives you free 2-day shipping for free for 6 months with the option of a paid membership after the trial period (it's less than $100 for a year and pays itself off quickly if you frequently buy things from Amazon, like I do!).



  • If possible, when attempting to buy a used textbook from Amazon, look for books that can be "Fulfilled by Amazon," which means that Amazon can ship them to you directly and you don't have to worry about a used bookseller (who can be anywhere in the world) to ship the book to you.  Fulfilled by Amazon is like an added measure of security and will get you your materials way quicker!

  • Try to buy books that are only in excellent or good condition; books that are listed only as being "acceptable" are sometimes a crap shoot.

  • Unless you will need them in another semester, sell you books back to your college bookstore (often, you can sell back books that you didn't buy on campus) or on Amazon.

  • If you are looking for a hard-to-find book that is out of print (professors are notorious for doing this . . .), check Powells, an independent bookseller in Portland that has LOADS of obscure books.


So . . . how do you save money on your textbooks?  Share your ideas in the comments section. :-)

Cheers,

j.

 
Thursday, August 9, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 17: An Update to My Summer Reading Queue

Hello, everyone!

Today I am in the midst of writing my last paper for my last summer extension course which is proving to be more irksome than I had anticipated it being.  So, since my meager intellectual resources are being spent in another window on my computer, you'll have to make do with a truncated post from yours truly, an update to my summer reading list.

In true Sunny Jim fashion, any list I make is an organic, evolving creature that far outpaces both my reading and my fluctuating ambitions.  That being said, here are the books on my list:

  • Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck (teaching it)

  • Day of the Locust by Nathaniel West (teaching it)

  • The Inferno by Dante (*yawn* teaching it)

  • Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes ( . . . you guessed it)

  • Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert ( . . .)

  • Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins (teaching it)

  • The White Album by Joan Didion (fun!)

  • The Illustrated Man by Rad Bradbury (fun, finishing it)

  • In Our Time by Ernest Hemingway (fun?)

  • The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway (fun . . . I think)

  • Play it as it Lays by Joan Didion (fun; defs)


Have you made any changes to your summer reading lists?  If so, what propts you to make additions or subtractions?  Share your experiences in the comments below.

Cheers,

j.

 
Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 16: What I've Been Reading

Hello, everyone!

Those who know me IRL or follow my exploits online are well aware of the fact that I do not watch a lot of television.  There are shows that I like (e.g., Big Bang Theory, Antiques Roadshow) but I am not one to simply watch television in lieu of doing other, more productive things.  True to my Netherlander heritage, and despite my claims to laziness, I am pathologically industrious; television, by its very nature, is contrary to my the fiber of my being.  If I am going to do something, I want to do something that will accomplish a goal.  It's nuts, I know.

In any event, I find myself reading a lot of books, in quantities that, even for those who are voracious readers, are considered prodigious.  The average American reads about four books a year; in contrast, since the beginning of my summer vacation just over two weeks ago, I've already completed three.  Here are some of my thoughts on the texts that have graced my shelves recently.

My reviews are on a five ♥ scale.

♥♥♥♥♥ = Excellent; classic

♥♥♥♥= Really Great

♥♥♥= Good

♥♥= Not great; read if you have nothing else at your disposal

♥= Terrible

= Line a bird cage with it

= Poop

 

The BFG

Rating: ♥♥♥♥

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="240"] Image Via Wikipedia[/caption]

Though I read most of Dahl's books as a child, I hadn't read this one.  I distinctly remember beginning it at one point in elementary school but having to return it to the school library after illness made me turn it in past its due date (if you pay the fine, why can't you recheck a book, I say!).  Circumstances as they were, I didn't read the book in earnest until recently when I discovered that my pug, who will not go to bed without a bedtime story, LOVES the cadence of Dahl's work.  So, together we tackled this work of classic children's literature.

For those who aren't familiar with the book, the story is about Sophie an orphan who is kidnapped/ rescued from her dreary orphanage by the BFG, the Big Friendly Giant, who uses a gigantic trumpet to blow dreams into the windows of sleeping children.  What sets the BFG apart from other not-so-friendly giants is commitment to not eating humans, n stark contrast to his fellow giants who subsist entirely on a diet of human flesh.  With Sophie's help, the BFG tries to stop the murderous activities of his brethren.

This is a great book to read with children, nieces or nephews, or precocious pets.  In typical Dahl style, novel is clever, captivating, and seriously funny.

The Caucasian Chalk Circle

Rating: ♥♥♥

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="200"] Image via Tower Books[/caption]

Written at the close of World War II, while Brecht was in exile in America, The Caucasian Chalk Circle is an emotionally riveting play set in a politically unstable nation in the Caucus Mountains during the feudal era.  The play calls upon both the Biblical story of King Solomon as well as the Chinese tale of the Chalk Circle in its depictions of two mothers who lay claim to a child.  Who is a mother, the play asks: the woman who gave birth to a child, or the woman who raises and provides for that child?

Though I wouldn't say that this is the best play I have ever read, it is a thought provoking read and adds another layer of dimension to one's understanding of armed conflict and its effect on the human spirit.  So, if you are more inclined to spend your time at the beach in over-sized Jackie O glasses under a gigantic umbrella, give Brecht a chance.

 

Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥

[caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="369"] Image Via Wikipedia[/caption]

I. Love. This. Book.  I had encountered it shortly after its release 13 years ago (I was in high school at the time) and I remember I paid it fleeting attention.  Earlier this summer, under the gun to assign a summer reading book to one of my classes that didn't disrupt the flow of the curriculum, I selected this book.  The novel is frequently used by Advanced Placement teachers in the classroom and perfectly bridges the curriculum students would have encountered in their previous year of schooling; so, I selected it and decided to tuck into it again in earnest this summer.  Oh my goodness did I love the book.

The novel follows the lives of the five women of the Price family (a mother and her four daughters) across five decades as they go to Africa with their patriarch on a mission trip to the Belgian Congo that quickly goes off the rails.  This is an entirely simplistic summation of a highly nuanced novel that is both evocative and compelling.  In poetic language, Kingsolver manages to not only chart the lives of the Price women, but to paint a vivid portrait of the cognitive dissonance that has long gripped the Occidental world in relation to its eastern neighbors.  I don't want to give away too much about this book because I want you to read it.  It's lovely, touching, it's a must read.

What have you been reading this summer?  What's next in your book queue?  Share in the comments!

j.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Summer Vacation, Days 14 & 15: Errands, Chores, and What's to Come

The past few days, I have been working diligently on some chores around the house and running home and school related errands.  Since I have been busy with mundane activities, I haven't had the opportunity to really prepare an informative top-notch post for my readers.  Now, while I am sure you empathize with the household activities I need to attend to, I am also confidant that they wouldn't rock your world either; so, I won't bother any of you with the details.  Instead, I thought I would let provide my readers with a preview of posts that I am planning to write within the next week or so.

  • My tips for getting the best price on college textbooks

  • An announcement about how you can benefit from my know-it-all-ness outside of Wordpress

  • A revision to my summer reading list

  • An update of what I have already read this summer with reviews and recommendations

  • Review of films available to rent or stream that I have recently watched

  • My tips for getting your high schooler or new junior college student ready for the new academic year


Let me know is there are any more how-to posts, reviews, or commentaries that you'd like me to put on my blog in the comments.

Later, gators!

j.
Sunday, August 5, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 13: Washing Le Pug

In keeping with my theme for this weekend, today was again uneventful.  I ran a couple of errands and did some cleaning around the house.  Really, the only out-of-the-ordinary thing that I got up to this Sunday was washing my pug which, as those of you who are pug parents well know, is no easy task.  Given pugs' propensity to be fussy bathers, not to mention their assorted health challenges, I've become something of an expert on DIY dog bathing.  You don't need to take your pooch to a groomer every week in order to le pup clean.

[caption id="attachment_200" align="aligncenter" width="225"] My lovely pug girl at bath time.[/caption]

  1. Bath your dog regularly.  If you bath your dog every week (like I do) or every other week, you'll help to keep your dog's skin and coat healthy.  Also, when you bathe your dog at regular intervals, the task of keeping them tidy wont be quite so gargantuan.  Plus, the more you bathe your dog, the more use they will be to taking a bath . . . and the less fussy they will eventually become!

  2. Know your dog's challenges and use the correct, high-quality grooming products.  Dogs, like humans, have different types of hair/fur textures and skin challenges; as such, it is important that you select a shampoo and conditioner for your dog that is made specifically for dogs and that addresses your dog's particular challenges.  For instance, pugs as a breed generally have dry skin and thick, short undercoats; so, I use a soothing shampoo that also moisturizes her coast and calms her itchy skin.  Again, also make sure that you are selecting a shampoo that is made for dogs and that is of a high quality; I personally suggest using John Paul Pet Products which you can purchase online or in your local human salon.  Using a product that is made for dogs allows your pup to still smell like a canine; if your dog doesn't smell like a dog to other pups, they run the risk of being attacked.

  3. Don't forget the extras!  When you are preparing to wash your dog, don't forget the Epi-Otic to clean your dogs ears, wipes to clean their muzzle, dental wipes or gauze to clean their teeth, or the soothing ointment, like Bag Balm, for your dog's pads.  Note: I prefer to use Epi-Otic to ear wipes because the solution breaks up excess wax inside of the ear canal, not just in the outer ear.

  4. When not to wash your dog: when they have stitches; when it's raining; when they've just had a flea treatment; when they have been injured and are currently recovering; when they have previously been upset; when you don't have time to do a thorough, careful job; when you don't have all of your materials ready to go; when you're in a bad mood; right before they're due for a bathroom break; any time you don't feel like you can devote your focus to the task.

  5. Have your materials ready to go: Always have all of the materials that you are going to use when washing your dog on hand before you put your pup in the bath.  Have all of your bottles lined up in the order that you are going to use them.  Have your dog's towles already set and ready to go.  Have the bath water (warm, but not hot; no higher than your dog's "knees") already run before you bring them in.  Also, make sure you have a small tumbler on hand to help rinse your pooch. :-)

  6. Washing, Step 1: After you have put your pup into the bath, start with an Epi-Otic to clean your dog's ears.  Squirt a small amount of the solution into your dog's ear canal then massage the cartilage behind your dog's ear, which helps to break up any excess wax.  After you've massaged the ear, allow your dog to shake the solution out of their ear; then take a clean cotton ball and clean any access wax that has now collected on the inside of your dog's ear flap.  Repeat the process for the next year.

  7. Washing, Step 2: Wet your dog down with warm (but not hot!) water and start scrubbing them with your high quality dog shampoo.  Make sure that you keep the suds out of your pup's eyes, scrub their legs, and check their paws for any scrapes or injuries.  Once you've worked your dog into a nice lather, rise your dog making sure to use either your hands or your small tumbler to gently poor water over your pup; I do not recommend using a hose or a shower attachment for this purpose, you run the risk of upsetting your dog or splashing soap into their eyes.

  8. Washing, Step 3: Use a conditioner to help improve the quality of your dog's coat and skin.  Follow the procedure for washing in regards to conditioning.

  9. Drying: Lift your dog out of the tub and place them on a towel; take a second towel and place it over your dog's head; allow your dog to shake themselves.  Using the two-towel system allows your dog to do what they naturally do-- shake themselves when they are wet-- while making the task of drying them far simpler.

  10. The Burrito: If your dog is small enough, use the towel you have placed over your dog to swaddle them up, like in the picture below.  Make sure to not bind your dog uncomfortably, but to swaddle them and keep them in your arms while you tend to their other grooming needs; it is often a good idea to have an adult partner at this phase in the grooming.

    [caption id="attachment_197" align="aligncenter" width="300"] The Burrito.[/caption]

  11. Ointments & cleaning their muzzle: While your dog is in the burrito, carefully take one of their paws out at a time and apply any ointments to their pads (especially important in the cold of winter and heat of summer, when paws can get dry or painful).  Also take this opportunity to use a wet wipe to carefully clean your dog's muzzle; make sure, if your dog has folds on his or her face, to carefully clean between their creases.

  12. Teeth cleaning: While your dog is still swaddled in the burrito, take a piece of soft gauze and wrap it securely around your index finger.  Take your index finger and carefully rub the front and back of your dog's teeth to remove some of the plaque.  Make sure that you aren't rubbing hard and that you keep a careful hold of the gauze-- you don't want your dog to eat the gauze or choke on it, so be careful with this step.


After your dog has been washed, dried, beautified, and covered in lineaments, they are now ready to run around the house . . . and get a yummy reward for their cooperation.

What steps do you follow when bathing your own dog?  Let me know below!

Tot morgen, lezers!

j.
Saturday, August 4, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 12: Laudry, Discounts, Reading, and Films

Today was a lazy Saturday, to say the least.  It's now just past six in the evening and the only real accomplishments I can count are that I managed to wash and dry three loads of laundry and managed to save a bundle on a soda run to CVS, which are hardly the stuff of legendary weekends.  Further, in true milquetoast-Jamie fashion, the only plans I have for this evening involve facial masks, unpacking some things from the great carpet instillation move, reading my book, and watching a film for research.  Yes, everyone, I am that hardcore.

Yet, before I sign off for today, I wanted to reiterate the importance of always keeping your coupons and discount cards on your person; you never know either when the shopping spirit will hit you, or when you will be able to combine a sale price with a coupon and some incentive cash.  Today alone, I saved 75% on my CVS run and I saved about $30 earlier in the week by combining club-card offers, member discount coupons, and manufacturer coupons.  Remember, like I said earlier in the week, you don't need to be crazy and live like a hoarder in order to save big time with coupons-- you just need to think strategically and be prepared.

Vaarwel,

j.
Friday, August 3, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 11: Hellish Heat Five Step Survival Guide

It's summer and oy vey is it hot.

Much of the United States is suffering under weeks' (months'?) worth of oppressive heat with little hope of relief on the horizon.  With mother nature apparently on an extended vacation, there is little else to do with one's days other than to persist.  Having lived the entirety of my life in a warm climate my entire life, I've got some tips to help you make it through these triple digit days:

  1. Stay inside:  During the warmest parts of the day (usually from around 2 to 6 in the afternoon/ evening), stay inside and limit any physical activities; I know it goes without saying, but it's worth repeating.  Try to run any outdoor errands or exercise either early in the morning or after the sun has gone down.  I didn't follow my own advice a few days ago and, if you'll remember, I ended up in the proverbial poop.

  2. Avoid using your oven: It's hot outside, you don't really want to eat a hot meal!  What are you-- crazy?  Eat a sandwich or a salad, sheesh.

  3. Keep yourself slathered in sunscreen: Skin cancer is all-too-common in our country; so limit the possibility of developing the disease by wearing a broad spectrum SPF that will give you long-lasting coverage.  Also, remember that no matter how long lasting a sunscreen may claim to be, you still have to frequently reapply less you loose your sun protection.  If, like me, you worry about your sunscreen breaking you out, make sure to pick a day moisturizer with an SPF in it, like Nutrogena Oil-Free Moisturizer with SPF 15, as well as a translucent mineral SPF you can wear over or in lieu of makeup.

  4. Keep your pets inside: Pets aren't able to regulate their body temperatures as efficiently as their human counterparts, so make sure you keep them inside and cool, too!  Also, help your pets stay cooler buy putting ice cubs in their water dishes to encourage them to drink more water or my feeding them frozen bites of their favorite fruits or veg to help cool them down.  Just because your pooch can't (and shouldn't!) eat a Popsicle doesn't mean they can't enjoy their own healthy frozen treat.  Try frozen berries or slices of bananas. :-)

  5. Embrace Peppermint: On a hot day, nothing will cool you down more than a little peppermint!  Add a little extract to a glass of water to make it instantly cooler and more refreshing.  Drink a cup of mint tea or green tea with mint extract and feel refreshed . . . and soak up some lovely antioxidants.  Or, my favorite suggestion of all, wash up with some peppermint-infused soap, or add some peppermint essential oil to your bath to cool down your skin after a long, hot day.


I hope these tips come in handy for you this summer.  If you have some suggestions of your own, share them in the comments below and I'll add them to the list and give you credit for your contribution.

Cheers,

j.
Thursday, August 2, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 10: (Mild) Heat Stroke, Thoughts on (Non-Extream) Couponing

Yesterday, it seems, I over did it with the heat exposure and I have been suffering the consequences since last night.  Yes, dear readers, yours truly suffered what was most likely a mild heat stroke.  After spending most of the day laid up and engaged in minimal activity, I am very nearly back to normal. 

Given my current recuperative state, I haven't been up to much today, so I thought I would offer my readers some of my tips for non-extreme couponing.  For those who know me IRL or who follow my exploits digitally, know that I am a bargain mavin . . . and I am extremely lazy.  So, leave it to me to work up a routine for saving money without having to much.   Here are some of my best tips:

  1. If you check the mail, they will come: Every Tuesday and Wednesday, I seem to get coupons and weekly sale ads in the mail.  Most of the coupons I seem to get are for products that I never use; however, there are at least half a dozen coupons per week that are for items I routinely use (like detergent packs, for instance) and that I will be able to use before the expiration date. 

    I also use the weekly circulars to plan my shopping list.  Generally my shopping lists are vague (e.g., veg, fruit, meat), so I look to see what is on sale and where and I fill my cart accordingly.  Shop the sales, people: if there is an item that you eat routinely (Kraft Mac and Cheese, in my case), buy it in bulk while it is on sale.  Really, there is no point to stock up in a sale unless you are really going to use things you are buying. 

  2. Hit the internet: There are lots of coupon sites online that you can look at before you buy.  If you're going to buy something online, check out Retail Me Not for promotional codes you can redeem for your online purchases.  If you're going to the supermarket, also look at coupon sites like Coupons.com for printable savings you can take with you.  Which brings me to my next point . . .

  3. Sign up for discount cards and savings emails: If the stores you frequent offer a discount card or have discount emails they send their customers, sign up for them!  Again, odds are you will end up deleting a vast majority of the emails that you will be sent, but there may be that discount that you just can't pass up.

  4. Double-up: There are some stores that will allow you to use more than one coupon for a single item (e.g., CVS, Target); if you have them, use them . . . especially if they are already on sale.

  5. Don't toss all of your receipts aside: You'll often get coupons with your receipt at check-out, look them over before you crumple them up at the bottom of your bag.  Sometimes you will be given a coupon for a certain amount off of your next purchase or you will be given a promotional offer that is worth your wile.  Check them out before you chuck them out.  And lastly . . .

  6. Keep them organized: You can't use them if you can't find them; keep your coupons handy.  I keep mine in a small freezer bag in my purse so they are always there for me when I need them.  You can never be sure when an urge to shop may hit!

So, what are your tips for saving big without really trying?  Share in the comments!

Cheers,

j.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Summer Vacation, Day 9: Films, Bargains, Accomplishments Galore

Hello, hello, dear readers!  I hope today's post finds you in good health and great spirits.  I, for one, am on top of the world because I have made tremendous progress towards my own summer goals.  First, if you have read my updated entry from yesterday, you will know that I had been preparing, somewhat haphazardly, for my driver's permit test.  This morning I had my testing appointment and I thankfully passed.  It's quite a jaunt out to the DMV and I am not sure my resolve to get my permit could have sustained a second trek out to the office in order to retest; so, hurrah for moi!  Also, let me just say that I would, under no circumstances, advise anyone to go to the DMV without making an appointment online; I was in and out of the office in less than an hour, but the other unprepared fools who arrived before me appeared to be in for a long wait as I skipped off to Starbucks.  So, long story long, there's goal #11 accomplished!

This afternoon, I went to the movies and finally saw The Dark Knight Rises which I greatly enjoyed-- more so than The Dark Knight, which I believed couldn't be surpassed in terms of action movie amazingness.  I'd been avoiding seeing the movie for the past few weeks for obvious reasons; it just didn't feel right . . . as though a respectable amount of time hadn't elapsed.  This week felt more decorous, so I saw the film; it was brilliant, but I won't say anything about the film in case anyone hasn't seen it yet.  :-)

Last night, I also watched a documentary on Amazon Prime Instant Video that was nothing to write home about.  The catch with Prime Instant Video is that it's really scatter-shot.  So, for each amazing gem you find, there are twenty more turd sandwiches to make you question your fundamental belief in humanity.  Nonetheless, I was able to knock two films off of my goal to watch ten this summer.

While waiting for today's showtime to roll around, I bought two books at an independent bookshop (one new and one used) that I needed to purchase for my own use at work.  Total, these two finds cost less than $15.00-- a definite bargain as far as books go!  If you're curious about what I am/ will be reading for work, feel free to check out my Teacher Reading List on Good Reads which lets you know what is in my immediate reading queue.  Please note that books in this list are ones that I have often read in the past and are re-reading in order to prepare for instruction.

So, what are y'all reading and have you set any summer goals for yourselves?  Let me know! :-)

Cheers,

j.